If This Is Austin, Then This Must Be Wednesday

Dear Bloginistas,

Well if this is Tuesday, then this must be Orlando. The present mission impossible has me US trekking.

Funny how the happiest place on earth also happens to have the crappiest airport.

Trying to get through security is a joke. You'd of thunk that after having practiced for the last 40 years since Walt died they'd have this down by now. I guess not. I wonder if Mickey gets "walked right through"? That rat bastard.

I'm not sure if all of the chaos is because of all of kids (it looks like a Mormon convention put on by some Catholics) or all of the foreigners (Que?) or the ever present dazed old people (where am I?), but MCO is one screwed up mess. The worst I've ever been through. And while they are at it, maybe they could buy an air conditioner worth a darn (damn). After all this is Central Florida. Just a suggestion.

As a side note, on my last trip outta LAX (I think it was Monday) somebody said Usher (the singer?) was on the plane in 1st class. Even if I knew who he was, I guess I wouldn't have recognized him as he would have just looked like another (careful here) black Angelino to me. I think I need to maybe watch BET more (ever) to get up to speed on who's who in Hip(dip) Hop. Do I sound really white (ie old) or what?

What else is going on? Hmm, we all seem to still be in a handbasket, so nuf said there.

The peculiarities of Boretrose's weather rang true the 18 minutes I was home last weekend and it (in order) rained, sleeted, snowed and then all froze. Nice. Thank goodness for global climate change or we'd all burst into flames.

Hey, the Australian GP was last weekend and the Brawn GP team (nee Honda with a Merc lump in the back) smoked em. Hee, hee, rotsa ruck you slant eyed devils. You freakin blew it!!!! (ok, despite the obvious anti oriental err asian reference you'd have to be a F1 fruitcake (like moi) to truly understand what the heck I'm on about - hey take the dive)

So anywho, maybe, just maybe this season will be worth something.

On a lighter note, I'm wondering when Kimi and Felipe will do a 1, 2 with their Chrysler Dino's. Just another thought. Ha, somebody stop me!

Hey, on a more revealing note, I did make some really grand sour dough bread last weekend. Ok I'm gay, but one has to have some obsessions.

Hey speaking of gay, what up with Seattle taking back Wiffie (Jr.)?

And speaking of obsessions, Manny is back with the Dodgers. I'm down with that (and I'm trippin).

So before I make anymore out of body trans socio statements I'm gone.....


YHS