Dear Bloginistas,
Hey, I just heard that the Space Shuttle Mission #8,000,000,006 (8 billion and 6) just took off successfully tonight - woohoo! Yawn. Is it just me or shouldn't we be trying out more adventurous things in space? Geez, the space program has been going on for like my whole life. How is NASA being held accountable for this stuff? Per Star Trek, we should be mating with Romulans by now, not developing a 9 hour adult astronaut diaper or growing 80 pound tomatoes or doing experiments boiling water 35 miles above Lexington (note subtle Kentucky reference - go Wildcats!) Anywho, why isn't NASA working on something useful like a "fully functional" blond animatronic android with an anti hyper blab switch? One can only hope (and change).
Next topic: Do I actually get stupider every time I watch an episode of "Family Guy" and conversely get smarter watching "Robot Chicken"? Sort of a cosmic Seth Green equilibrium thing going on I guess. (note continued space theme).
Economy watch: Santa and Mrs. Claus this week abandoned their 12 elves at an Omaha Nebraska hospital sighting the worldwide economic downturn and the gloomy outlook ahead with an Obama presidency.
Over and out.
YHS
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Like the line about santa and Ms Santa! Pretty funny, in a sorta unfunny, sad (stupid NE) way!
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